Monthly Archives: July 2010
I love LOVE LOVE! when your bib flips around, and hangs over your back instead of over your chest. It’s like you have a cape. Like you’re some kind of baby super hero or something. Advertisements
Why is it that every guy I know will guzzle cow’s milk by the half-gallon (usually out of the container), but mention breast milk? Ladies, you may as well talk about the results of your pap smear. I can not understand why it’s … Continue reading
I was recently on the phone with my sister (like I am at least three times a day.) I’m used to my sister screaming at talking to her daughters while I’m on the phone with her. I will NEVER forget the time … Continue reading
When I was pregnant with you, the song, “For the Longest Time” by Billy Joel used to make me cry because 1. apparently, being a hormonal pregnant lady is ≥ being a hormonal teenage girl and 2. because I waited and waited … Continue reading
I had to withdraw a large sum of money from an ATM today. I put the money in my back pocket, and then proceeded to use the public restroom on my way back to my office. As I was…getting ready … Continue reading
This is why I wanted to have babies.
I lifted you up above my head like a flying baby three times tonight because it makes you laugh. Each time, a long, slimy string of drool trickled from your gaping pie hole right onto my face. And I’ll probably … Continue reading
It probably wasn’t a good idea to top two iced Venti Americanos off with Taco Bell’s menu in its entirety eat so much fast food yesterday. My tummy has been rumbling all day. And I’m pretty sure I just heard … Continue reading
I love this song.