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Monthly Archives: March 2011
Dear Violet,
Tonight, you were sitting on my lap with you head nuzzled in to my chest. You haven’t been feeling good for a week and a half now, and you’ve been awfully snuggly, and it’s been great. Suddenly, out of no where, … Continue reading
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Stats
Violet had her 12-month check up today. Here are the stats: Height – 30.5 inches, eightieth percentile Weight – 21 lbs, fiftieth percentile Head circumference – who cares, she’s in the normal range Cuteness – Eleventy billion. She just set … Continue reading
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If Violet Could Talk Today…
she would say, “Um, duh. Why don’t you guys stop using the baby pool in the bathroom to do your business in, throw on a diaper, (think ‘J-Lo’ but cheaper and less painful than ass implants) and starting letting me use it … Continue reading
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If Violet Could Talk Today…
she would say, “Hey there, shadow. You seem pretty cool, even though you don’t say much. You wave at me when I wave at you. I always find you fairly close to me. Sometimes, the persistence of your presence almost indicates … Continue reading
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