Monthly Archives: March 2011

Dear Violet,

Tonight, you were sitting on my lap with you head nuzzled in to my chest.  You haven’t been feeling good for a week and a half now, and you’ve been awfully snuggly, and it’s been great.  Suddenly, out of no where, … Continue reading

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Stats

Violet had her 12-month check up today.  Here are the stats: Height – 30.5 inches, eightieth percentile Weight – 21 lbs, fiftieth percentile Head circumference – who cares, she’s in the normal range Cuteness – Eleventy billion.  She just set … Continue reading

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Algebra

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If Violet Could Talk Today…

she would say, “Um, duh.  Why don’t you guys stop using the baby pool in the bathroom to do your business in, throw on a diaper, (think ‘J-Lo’ but cheaper and less painful than ass implants) and starting letting me use it … Continue reading

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If Violet Could Talk Today…

she would say, “Hey there, shadow.  You seem pretty cool, even though you don’t say much.  You wave at me when I wave at you.  I always find you fairly close to me.  Sometimes, the persistence of your presence almost indicates … Continue reading

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Listen Here Bowlcut…

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Violet’s First Sentence

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What I’ve Been Up To

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