Monthly Archives: March 2011
Dear Violet,
Tonight, you were sitting on my lap with you head nuzzled in to my chest. You haven’t been feeling good for a week and a half now, and you’ve been awfully snuggly, and it’s been great. Suddenly, out of no where, … Continue reading
Stats
Violet had her 12-month check up today. Here are the stats: Height – 30.5 inches, eightieth percentile Weight – 21 lbs, fiftieth percentile Head circumference – who cares, she’s in the normal range Cuteness – Eleventy billion. She just set … Continue reading
If Violet Could Talk Today…
she would say, “Um, duh. Why don’t you guys stop using the baby pool in the bathroom to do your business in, throw on a diaper, (think ‘J-Lo’ but cheaper and less painful than ass implants) and starting letting me use it … Continue reading
If Violet Could Talk Today…
she would say, “Hey there, shadow. You seem pretty cool, even though you don’t say much. You wave at me when I wave at you. I always find you fairly close to me. Sometimes, the persistence of your presence almost indicates … Continue reading