Category Archives: Hadda Thought…
Ok. This is a stupid rant. And for those of you that know me, you can attest to the fact that I don’t usually get overly emotional. Especially about matters of little consequence. Has anyone out there peed pants from … Continue reading
If you’ve ever pooped with someone else sitting on your lap, you know you’re a mom. Or a pervert.
Why is it that every guy I know will guzzle cow’s milk by the half-gallon (usually out of the container), but mention breast milk? Ladies, you may as well talk about the results of your pap smear. I can not understand why it’s … Continue reading
I had to withdraw a large sum of money from an ATM today. I put the money in my back pocket, and then proceeded to use the public restroom on my way back to my office. As I was…getting ready … Continue reading
I just packed away the bathroom scale for the big move to Kentucky. Two weeks without a bathroom scale. Two weeks without weighing myself. Taco Bell isn’t gonna know what hit it.
Violet grimmaced the other day when she tasted the sweet nectar that is ranch dressing after I rubbed some on her toothless gums. I am seriously starting to wonder if she’s my baby.