Category Archives: My Baby

Like Father Like Daughter

 She comes by it honestly…      

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Hope you’ve got your tickets…

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But Seriously You Guys…

I don’t really do a lot of serious posts on this blog.  I don’t think that a lot of people out there know that between this post and this post, a lot of things that I didn’t really write about happened. … Continue reading

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If Violet Could Talk Today…

she would say, “Stop rocking me.  Stop shushing in my ear.  Stop hummmmmming mom! Stop asking if I’m tired!!!!! I’m NOT tired I AM JUST CRABBY!!!!!!!!!”

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Optimus Prime Could Learn a Thing or Two from Violet

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My Little Easter Ham

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Can You Smell It?

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Stats

Violet had her 12-month check up today.  Here are the stats: Height – 30.5 inches, eightieth percentile Weight – 21 lbs, fiftieth percentile Head circumference – who cares, she’s in the normal range Cuteness – Eleventy billion.  She just set … Continue reading

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If Violet Could Talk Today…

she would say, “Um, duh.  Why don’t you guys stop using the baby pool in the bathroom to do your business in, throw on a diaper, (think ‘J-Lo’ but cheaper and less painful than ass implants) and starting letting me use it … Continue reading

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If Violet Could Talk Today…

she would say, “Hey there, shadow.  You seem pretty cool, even though you don’t say much.  You wave at me when I wave at you.  I always find you fairly close to me.  Sometimes, the persistence of your presence almost indicates … Continue reading

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