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Matilda James: 1 Month

Matilda James is now a month old, and I can’t believe how fast it goes, even though I’ve done this before, and should absolutely know that time just slips right past you before you know it.   Matilda at 1 … Continue reading

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SAHM Fail.

I am not the biggest fan of being a full-time, stay at home mom. Which may make me a shitty mom. (Also? The fact that I refer to my kids as assholes to the internet may contribute to the fact … Continue reading

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You be the Judge

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Matilda James Davis: The Most Interesting Baby in the World

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Matilda James Davis

My children apparently think that being born is some kind of race.  When giving birth for the first time I anticipated 12 hours or more of contractions steadily increasing in intensity, followed by an hour or two of pushing, and … Continue reading

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Unicorns: An Important Component of the Budgeting Process

Dear CEO’s If I write a budget based on my real life experiences and research as the manager of an operation, and then I send it to you for approval, and you proceed to add a billion dollars to top … Continue reading

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Oh Mah Gah…

Dudes…my hair is telling me…it’s humid outside…

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Apparently My Face Says, “Talk to Me about Your Problems”

Which is weird, because in my mind, my face usually says things like, “I could give a fuck,” or, “I have no time for you right now,” or “I’m constipated.” That is probably because in my mind, my mind is … Continue reading

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